Monday, 19 August 2013

Moustache Gone!

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People were queuing up to tell David his moustache had to go, so it vanished overnight. But nobody noticed! Jayne only noticed after 3 days, and only then when someone in the shop pointed it out to her!!! David is a bit relieved - no more bristles in the rissoles!

Monday, 12 August 2013

Murder Mystery Weekend

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Jayne & David have just been on a murder mystery weekend, which took place on a steam train near Kidderminster. The actors played out a murder while we ate dinner in the dining car - the cast included a very good Hercules Poirot! We didn't guess the culprit, but we did have a great time!

Sunday, 4 August 2013

Detective Joke

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Watson & Holmes are investigating the murder of Juan Carlos, a famous Spanish criminal. "This man was shot with a Golf Gun, Watson!" "Great Scot, Holmes, how do you know that?" "Elementary -  it put a hole in Juan."